Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Astronaut or AstroNUT?

Wow. So it looks like we have a late breaking nomination for this week's edition of Totally Claimin's "Crush Of The Week." The nominee? Please welcome U.S. Navy Capt. Lisa Nowak's object of desire, NASA astronaut Bill Oefelein! He's outta this world!

It appears that Nowak (pictured below with her mugshot) has a serious crush on Mr. Oefelein. So much so that authorities say she attacked a rival for his affection at Orlando International Airport on Monday after driving more than 900 miles from Houston to meet her flight. Apparently she intended "to do serious bodily injury or death” to Colleen Shipman, a captain in the Air Force, because she considered Captain Shipman to be a rival in her romance with dreamy NASA astronaut, Cmdr. Bill Oefelein.

When the police arrested Captain Nowak, they found in her possession a steel mallet, a buck knife with a four-inch blade, a BB gun and a map to Captain Shipman’s house, they said. Wait, it gets better. Here's the evidence, the hard evidence, that Cmdr. Oefelein should be our Crush Of The Week: She told the police she had worn diapers on the journey so that she would not have to stop to use the restroom so she could arrive in time to meet Captain Shipman’s flight at the airport. Now that's a crush! 900 Miles and not a single stop at a Cracker Barrel? She wins! Move over Brooke Burke, NASA astronaut Bill Oefelein is our "Crush Of The Week!" Enjoy the aptly selected Mp3's ya claimers.

For Your Consideration:
David Bowie - Space Oddity Mp3
Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch Mp3
...and a real treat,
Sid & Marty Krofft Favorites - The Far Out Space Nuts Theme Mp3

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